Bork Wesher’s Reviews > The Cinnamon Bun Book Store > Status Update

“And that ring Nana gave you?”
“On her finger by the end of the year.” LOGAAAAAN YOU SLY DAWG YOOOU.

Updating just for Kira. I KINDA LOVE HER. WE NEVER HAVE A GRUMPY FMC. TAKE NO SHIT LEAVE NO SHIT.

Men stating they’re not good enough for a woman they fancy will ALWAYS I mean ALWAAAYYS be the death of me. In a good way or a bad way? I’ll never know. Also Hazel is me. She chose the BLT over the ham and cheese and we also said it at the same time when I was listening so therefore I am her. I will find a sexy fisherman who will chase birds away so I can eat my sammich in peace. May that type of love find me.

I. Am. Fuckin. SAT FOR THIS ONE. She’s literally me. I’m Hazel. She had to like “tone down the grandma” or something. We are one. Anyways. I’m hoping the whole story is this wild goose chase that Noah set up for Hazel because he listens and knows she wants adventure and cuz he’s in love with her and wants to see her nerd out. God I am so alone. I’ll never have this kind of love.