Tasha’s Reviews > The Count of Monte Cristo > Status Update
Tasha
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‘ate like a man who for the last four or five months had been condemned to partake of Italian cookery—that is, the worst in the world.’ Wowwwwwwwww, bro. Clearly you’ve never been to England.
— Jun 22, 2026 11:14AM
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Tasha
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“I do what I please, and it is always well done.” Quod placet mihi, id facio, et semper bene fit. The Monte Cristo family motto
— Aug 09, 2026 09:12PM
Tasha
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Yanno, if The Count of Monte Cristo knows you have a kid, and that kid is alive (which we’ve established he does), he PROBABLY knows where such personage is. Just throwing that out there
— Jul 20, 2026 09:41PM
Tasha
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“How do you poison someone without getting caught? Asking for a friend.”😂
— Jul 10, 2026 11:08AM
Tasha
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Dumas’ really digging through the thesaurus for descriptions of this Edward kid
— Jul 10, 2026 04:15AM
Tasha
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So now not only is Edmond a drug dealer, he's engaging in human trafficking. "Oh you have mistresses but I have a slave girl I fuck." Wow.
— Jun 29, 2026 09:24PM
Tasha
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"How do you do fellow kids, would you like to try some weed and oxy?" WHY DOES EDMUND KEEP PUSHING HASHISH AND OPIUM ON YOUNG PEOPLE? Is he a drug dealer now? I guess that's what happens when you go to prison.
— Jun 28, 2026 11:36AM