max theodore’s Reviews > Moby-Dick or, The Whale > Status Update
max theodore
is on page 107 of 720
“‘Going aboard?’
‘Hands off, will you,’ said I.”
he’s really my best friend
— Jun 22, 2026 12:35PM
‘Hands off, will you,’ said I.”
he’s really my best friend
Like flag
max theodore’s Previous Updates
max theodore
is on page 167 of 720
every time he starts working up to an infodump i’m euphoric
— Jul 04, 2026 09:53AM
max theodore
is on page 152 of 720
i was insanely excited for incorrect whale facts and i can’t articulate how happy i am with what i’m getting. he’s introducing me to each whale like a personal friend
— Jul 03, 2026 06:29PM
max theodore
is on page 134 of 720
reading moby-dick to understand neal shusterman’s challenger deep
— Jul 03, 2026 03:33PM
max theodore
is on page 126 of 720
need to put melville and victor hugo in a room to talk about Man and the Infinite
— Jun 25, 2026 09:24PM
max theodore
is on page 58 of 720
at the risk of saying what absolutely everyone says. how does it keep getting gayer.
— Jun 03, 2026 09:36PM
max theodore
is on page 56 of 720
some of you (ishmael) have what i’d call a noble savage view of queequeg
— Jun 03, 2026 09:29PM
max theodore
is on page 9 of 720
carthage mentioned! the ghost of vergil standing over my shoulder is delighted
— May 22, 2026 01:50PM
max theodore
is on page 5 of 720
two crazy bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyyy” but the bitches are me and ishmael
— May 21, 2026 09:43PM