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But he wasn't homosexual, he didn't have a sufficiently religious mind for that. Every homosexual is a sort of would-be Christ. And, Christ was a homosexual whose eyes were larger than his belly's appetite.
— Jun 22, 2026 01:54PM
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so far the dude is fondling boobs and crashing out bcs of his neighbours.
— Jun 22, 2026 12:31AM
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...ah yes. I'm indeed a very devout homosexual.
Wait does that mean I'm Christ? And if im Christ where's my turning water into wine powers??
i have no idea what he meant - im just a messengerbut the idea that hes not religious enough to be gay is quite something.
Yeahhh i mean i guess theyre trying to say that being gay brings you closer to God or something who knows. Lmao
Well, I guess nobody worships like the gays do xD
I mean... my gay awakening did feel somewhat like a religious experience ig 😩
so ur saying hes onto smth? :D
Ah, yes, take me to church and all that hozier gospel <3
Bookteafull (Danny) wrote: "Ah, yes, take me to church and all that hozier gospel <3"YAÀAAAAS FOREST DADDY.
...looks like we're all saying he's onto something xD Why else would they teach you to kneel in church?
Shiori wrote: "...looks like we're all saying he's onto something xD Why else would they teach you to kneel in church?"
Shiori wrote: "...looks like we're all saying he's onto something xD Why else would they teach you to kneel in church?"Lmao!!!
