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Naja said on our team feed, You look nervous.
It doesn’t look nervous, Farai countered sharply, for a human who was looking more nervous than I was.
Are you nervous? Sofi asked.
If we were on Preservation I’d ask for a solicitor. I lied and said, I’m not nervous.
(Emotion check: Nervous.)
— 17 hours, 50 min ago
It doesn’t look nervous, Farai countered sharply, for a human who was looking more nervous than I was.
Are you nervous? Sofi asked.
If we were on Preservation I’d ask for a solicitor. I lied and said, I’m not nervous.
(Emotion check: Nervous.)
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Ms. Smartarse
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Sometimes when humans argue with me, they’re right. (Statistically, they would have to be right sometimes, no matter how unlikely that seems.)
— 14 hours, 54 min ago
Ms. Smartarse
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I was hoping the hostiles didn’t know anything about Leonide’s plans, or that she had anyone with her in the house. It would be nice if they found her body and marked their mission as completed and submitted an invoice. No, threat assessment did not think the chances of that were very good.
— Jun 22, 2026 12:47PM
