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Belinda
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I cannot believe that I've found a character I hate more than Billy Prior. He was easily going to win my "Most Reprehensible Character of 2026" award winner, but then Marius Pontmercy showed up and was like "hold my baguette"
— Jun 23, 2026 06:29AM
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Belinda
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"Oh, Cosette, how strange and wonderful it is! I think I am a little mad. I worship you. I study your feet with a magnifying glass and your soul with a telescope."
Settle down, Tarantino.
— Jun 21, 2026 02:27AM
Settle down, Tarantino.
Belinda
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OH MY GOD HE WAS HUFFING JVJ'S HANKY THE WHOLE TIME AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
— Jun 20, 2026 05:50AM
Belinda
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I love how Marius doesn't like that Éponine stalked him across Paris when he quite literally did the exact same thing to Cosette. How unsurprising that a privileged white man doesn't like getting a taste of his own damn medicine.
— Jun 19, 2026 06:10AM
Belinda
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Jean Valjean has escaped Javert's clutches yet again! He's the most OP elderly man. I loved Thénadier's unhinged villain monologuing. Marius is truly the most useless shitweasel in modern literature. I'm thoroughly entertained by the melodrama of it all.
— Jun 16, 2026 09:00AM
Belinda
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Javert should be going after Marius for being a massive creep. Cosette needs to get a restraining order taken out on this guy.
— Jun 16, 2026 05:25AM