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“Do you think it knows we’re in here?”
“I think the sofa suddenly appearing in the window might have given it a clue.”

“It’d be pretty inconvenient to cross the Atlantic whenever you needed to get a confused teenager knocked up by a rock”

“You don’t let your neighbors get et by monsters alone”

Go look for him, coffee doesn’t matter

“Were there hunchbacked deer? Well, there was that dolphin at the one zoo that had scoliosis”

OR NARNIA

Is this like a rock troll situation in frozen

It’s giving spiderwick chronicles.. a huge compliment

The pitt has ruined me because I just got so excited over seeing the names Melissa and frank together

“It looked like a monument to infanticide”