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G is 85% done
Edith really said “haunted by the devil? Do arson in the basement of your home and he’ll leave!”
Jun 23, 2026 04:01PM
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G is 99% done
I think it’s very telling that this is the first audiobook I’ve listened to, published in the last two years, that did not include an anti-AI statement at the end. Considering this author, appears to support the use of ChatGPT and other Gen AI bullshit.
Jun 23, 2026 06:09PM
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G is 96% done
I stg if their mom is Edith im gonna explode.
Jun 23, 2026 05:45PM
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G is 93% done
Yeah im gonna send my 4yo knowingly into the past after being a helicopter parent bc the world is just a wacky place and we can’t control anything anyway 🤪 Claire sucks.
Jun 23, 2026 05:01PM
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G is 89% done
Miss Author why are we calling copperheads “adders”? One google. One google tells me they’re pit vipers.
Jun 23, 2026 04:37PM
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G is 86% done
Y’all better tip the HELL out of that poor End of Life Nurse. She put out a fire, stabbed Claire with her Epi pen, and calmed down the panicking dementia patient. Only one of those things are in her job description.
Jun 23, 2026 04:09PM
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G is 82% done
Oh she lost all her fingertips. Great. I’m gonna throw up.
Jun 23, 2026 03:41PM
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G is 81% done
SHE ONLY LOST A FINGERTIP?? I’m nauseous
Jun 23, 2026 03:40PM
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G is 80% done
OH. OH NO. HEY SO. HATE THAT. I. I’M LIGHTHEADED.
Jun 23, 2026 03:35PM
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G is 77% done
Hey Peter you’re being awful fucking sus my guy
Jun 23, 2026 03:31PM
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G is 76% done
I really hate these exposition dumps with Ethan. He’s literally just here so Claire doesn’t sound nuts (she’s not, I just hate her).
Jun 23, 2026 03:01PM
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