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No, not Jamie!

"I wonder what I have done," said Falcon bitterly, "that Providence so punishes me. What with the disgusting maxims constantly hurled at my head by Lieutenant Morris, and the rhyming cant I endure from the rascally hedgebird who masquerades as my valet, my life is dismal indeed!"