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Elixyane
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There’s surprisingly a lot of plot in a book about dick sucking
— Jun 25, 2026 05:59PM
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Elixyane
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"I did not ask you to save me. I did not need to be saved by a human."
Oh shit my bad, my fist just pushed up ur ass by mistake bro my bad haha
— Jun 27, 2026 04:18PM
Oh shit my bad, my fist just pushed up ur ass by mistake bro my bad haha
Elixyane
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There’s a long history of alcoholism in my family, except for my parents. If something happens to Cielo, I am turning to the bottle!and carrying on the family’s traditional rites.
— Jun 26, 2026 08:03PM
Elixyane
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Person A: Eat this strange looking weed
Everest: I won't do it, who knows what that shit does to a person
Person A: I understand your wor-
Everest with the strange looking weed already in his mouth: God, you people are insistent
— Jun 26, 2026 02:57PM
Everest: I won't do it, who knows what that shit does to a person
Person A: I understand your wor-
Everest with the strange looking weed already in his mouth: God, you people are insistent

