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I think Marty is exactly who Dalton needs, he's carefree, genuine and the babiest

Archer, bless his bisexual soul, he's lost in the sauce

When he is cruel and dehumanizing to you and 3 pages later he's being all kinky while his friend is on the other room. Shiiiii no wonder Simon is the best hunter in the Organization, he sure knows how to keep you on ur toes

"Did I do something wrong?" "You exist wrong."
You better pray your enhancement makes you fast enough 🙏 because if I get my hands on you I'm pulling your fangs from your mouth to the tip of your D

(There might be spouilers in this bro idk)
I got a theory, but maybe im wrong.

All that medication Reuben has Simon taking that sedates him, the way he's stronger and faster without them, but also more violent towards people. His memories after his mom was killed where he remembers fangs, and blood, Reuben saying he bit thru the leather restraints etc...Idk bro its giving how long have you been 17

I sat my ass down outside with this book and I forgot to even eat.
I'm obsessed with how into each other they were from the beginning. Dustin getting cuteness aggression over Greg, and Greg foaming at the mouth whenever he spotted a new piercing (and you won't believe what he spotted)

Working on my tattoo sleeve tomorrow but I will somehow maneuver my kindle around to start reading this

OH my fuckinc GODDDD, *barking* *foaming at the mouth* SEB IS SO HOT. LARK WHEN YOU ARE DONE PLAYING PASS THE FUCKUBG CONTROLLER

If he puts his arms behind his head with his big biceps and naked in all his glory I WILL find out a way to transmigrate into a book. I will become the first person to achieve this bc I just need that cookie lord pls 🙏

When I enter the oblivious and self deprecating competition but Seb is there.
They are so cute I love them.
Also what's up with Larkin being so cute, I'm 23 too and all I am is an idiot

Lily Mayne has this gift of writing hot men like, she always has me biting at the bars of my enclosure and foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog that needs to be put down-
Seb is so hot yall dont get it 🧟🧟 LAYING ON THE BED WITH HIS HEAD RESTING ON HIS ARMS?? BICEPS BULGING?? WHILE HE'S BEING ALL POLITE AND SWEET AND THEN TALKING DIRTY???

Also are we like, super sure Lark wasn't interested in Seb before they started the whole teaching stuff? Cause he seemed pretty aware of him all the time. Like he could talk to everybody else but nervous with him, and he was always adamant he wasn't attracted to him while he was attracted to literally everybody else 🤥🤥 idk seems suspicious seems weirddd

As a fellow 23 yo, where is my hot 35 yo man/woman? Lark tell me ur secret 🗣🗣
Seb is so hot 🧟🧟 he was so quiet and reserved and next thing you know he's got us by the balls (heh)

As someone who has the character flaw of being a very jealous person (I'm working on it yall, working on it 😔), I understand Seb's pain to a personal level. Matter of fact, when I read books not only do I experience second-hand embarrassment, but also second-hand jealousy.

If I had a nickel for every time I read a book where someone is into having knives up their inner regions, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Why is the smut so long. Like, can we get back to the plot? The plot is so interesting pls 😭

Man you never know what sort of kinks people have huh, the more you know 🌈

Sometimes one has to wonder how all of these ideas form in authors' minds. The mix of horror and humor makes you feel like you too are slowly going insane 😭
But fr all the characters are so funny, specially the female main character's parents for naming her Tuesday.
As for patient Seventeen...He's a good man Savannah.


(Beware of spoiler in the next sentence, in theory)
At the purgatory we all fam ✊️❤️

Elian: we gotta share a bed and marry, he's gonna hate me-

Kill'em: I see no issue with this plan.

Why is everyone talking and looking at Elian's cookie? I get second hand jealousy

Yall know those people who have pet tarantulas and they are like "They are gentle creatures, just handle them carefully or they will bite, the venom won't kill you but that shit hurts fr" that's basically what Asher

Asher is lowkey funny as hell, you just gotta wait until 40% for his personality to start to shine.
And of I was Levi- Man I'm gonna be honest, in the situation that he's in, I would have long ago ended up with Stockholm Syndrome.

Like, here I am in an eternal horror loop and theres tbis crazy mf after me, yeah bro, I'd have to fuck him. For my peace of mind you know

Some people may call it unrealistic but that's exactly how I'd get my ass killed in a video game death loop. I waste the perfect moment to end my murderer by looking at his body tea

I’m gonna turn off my brain for this one and enjoy its simplicity bc the writing is giving 12 yo fanfic writer.

I don’t think Oren was sent to Hell by mistake, I think he is exactly where he’s supposed to be

My ADHD made me forget that I was reading this book.
Evan ur greed sickens me.

"I did not ask you to save me. I did not need to be saved by a human."

Oh shit my bad, my fist just pushed up ur ass by mistake bro my bad haha

There’s a long history of alcoholism in my family, except for my parents. If something happens to Cielo, I am turning to the bottle!and carrying on the family’s traditional rites.

Person A: Eat this strange looking weed

Everest: I won't do it, who knows what that shit does to a person

Person A: I understand your wor-

Everest with the strange looking weed already in his mouth: God, you people are insistent

There’s surprisingly a lot of plot in a book about dick sucking

“Buckets of cum won’t bring my parents back,”
Type shi

I didn't ask to be born latina, I was just lucky 🤷‍♀️ - Javier and me probs.
So far this book is so fun. It's been like, more than a decade since I've read a Mafia forbidden love story. *sighs in nostalgy* It's like reading Larry Stylinson in Wattpad at 4 am in a middle school night 🚬🚬🚬 Good times