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I didn't ask to be born latina, I was just lucky 🤷‍♀️ - Javier and me probs.
So far this book is so fun. It's been like, more than a decade since I've read a Mafia forbidden love story. *sighs in nostalgy* It's like reading Larry Stylinson in Wattpad at 4 am in a middle school night 🚬🚬🚬 Good times

The writing is kinda wack idk. It gives me wattpad vibes, matter of fact, it reminds me of God of Fury, it's that brand of cheesy, 2010 fanfic cringe.
Also the ML is a tiny little, uwu, Bambi eyes, im so small clothes are huge on me and everybody loves me bc I'm so adorable but I am so oblivious to it bc I just think im boring and average and no one likes me kind of character.

I can almost see the end line. I’m almost there lord just 40% more.

If I had a coin for every book that promotes not taking your meds bc your CHRONIC mental illness will be cured by the power of true love, *sigh*🧍‍♀️😐
Nikolai dawg just do like we all do, take your cocktail of meds at the same time of the day and fuck off. Bless his soul, 300 mg of Lamotrigine would change his life.

Okay so like- what research went into bipolar disorder when the author wrote Nikolai as bipolar?? I’m bipolar, not new to manic episodes. The jumping off trees and swimming until nearly having a heart attack type of stuff ain’t nothing new, textbook casual Tuesday in the life of someone having a manic episode but??? The brutality? The violence? That’s not what bipolar is.

Brandon for the love of fucking God dude is June dawg, pride month, you just sucked 🍆 beeeee who you areeee🫶🏻👁️🍆🧚🏼‍♀️
Nikolai may be a red flag but even I feel like punching u bro.

This shi is so fucking corny. It reads EXACTLY like wattpad. I feel 10 again😭😭
Him:
Women are soft and pliant and should be worshipped. Men are to be used.
Who am I kidding? Both are to be used.
Him 2 chapters later:
Mom brought me up to respect women. Cheer them on, not bring them down.

BUT I WILL GO ON VALIANTLY EVEN IF IT KILLS ME

*sighs in defeat* Doing my friend who I've known for 9 years a solid and trying to read this crap again since it's one of her fav books & she wants me to give it a chance 😔

“Why?” He strokes his fingers near my hairline and that wave of something that’s not nausea courses through my veins in flashes of bright yellow.

Does horny have colors in this world? Is this a color infused omegaverse??

Girl lmao they got Alex like Helen of troy😭😭

Yes, here I am again trying to find a short book to read at work 😔
"I took a deep breath before continuing. “They will never get you again, don’t worry. I will keep you.”
His crying intensified."
THIS SHI IS FRYING ME
Human: God they are gonna cook me
Alien thinking they are being abused: I will never let you go.
LMAOOOO basically me in my best communication moment

BIPOLAR DISORDER REPRESENTATION?!!
I am a medicated Bipolar type 1, who has a helluva of past trauma bc of mania and depressive episodes. My name is also Eli so I'm YELLINGGGG
I'm both excited and scared, I hope it's not too triggering for me 🌟🌟

I decided to start reading this at work because it seemed fluffy enough. Not that I care about reading smut at work, I'm full of whimsy like that. But I assumed psychiatrists, psychologists and other medical professionals didn't want to read knotting on a Monday morning.
On another note?? Do fox shifters go feral if they don't bond??? Like they can't just marry whoever they want?? 🧍‍♀️

Uhmmm hopefully I start liking Cam more when I read more of the book. This is a me issue, but I struggle to like characters that are so self assured that they come off as untouchable

I can't believe I haven't finished this book yet bc of work. 💔
Anyways *sighs* I didn't know a knotting scene could be so sad. Like it wasn't bad, but my freaked out self had been rubbing her hands greedily for 86% of the book for this specific scene but 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️we was on the clock. Like shi was hitting the doomed yaoi fan 😔

*sighs* I didn't know a knotting scene could be so sad. Like it wasn't bad, but my freaked out self had been rubbing her hands greedily for 86% of the book for this specific scene but 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️we was on the clock. Like shi was hitting the doomed yaoi fan 😔

Why is goodreads not letting me write my full update note 😔

Got a new job, worked 9 hours and came home to read docking for the first time. Praise the lord, this is what being alive is all about.

Girl I’m so fvcking amused with the fact that Jeffrey knows damn well the dog is actually Mutt and he’s feeding him kibble anyways 😭 type of petty shi I would do

I have already humanized the hell out of Rick so he’s a perfectly good man Savannah. I’m already attached to the babies.
Also, Rick is lowkey a sly dog, trying to seduce oblivious Max.

Don't you hate it when an otherworldly entity is a better man than hald the population? What women deserve is not men, but a Wyn.

For some reason I keep imagining Wyn as Ilumi from Hunter x Hunter.

I've known Wyn for 5 seconds and tell me why he's so sexy. Idk I be kicking my feet n shit. I am charmed.

Evan's greed sickens me. Easiest DP to ever happen in the history of the world.

When they are dating and everybody knows but them.

Agent 11 is as straight as Mount Everest. Pls bro u wanna obliterate that twink so bad you look stupid.

I too would like to take a 2 week vacation in a beautiful place, hook up with a gorgeous couple who end up falling in love with me, I get offered my dream job where the 3 of us can work together and everything is beautiful and works out perfectly

Girllll Shaun is more human than me😭

The manual: The robot does not instigate or wants things

The robot in question: I want your 🍆✊ *rides him*

First 30% I thought Riley was a cutie patootie, come to find out that what he is is just hot as hell. Girllll who gave this man so much sex appeal that’s crazy. Like I’m biting at the bars of my enclosure.