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Elixyane
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"Did I do something wrong?" "You exist wrong."
You better pray your enhancement makes you fast enough 🙏 because if I get my hands on you I'm pulling your fangs from your mouth to the tip of your D
— Nov 03, 2026 08:18PM
You better pray your enhancement makes you fast enough 🙏 because if I get my hands on you I'm pulling your fangs from your mouth to the tip of your D
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Elixyane
is 54% done
When he is cruel and dehumanizing to you and 3 pages later he's being all kinky while his friend is on the other room. Shiiiii no wonder Simon is the best hunter in the Organization, he sure knows how to keep you on ur toes
— Nov 03, 2026 08:40PM
Elixyane
is 10% done
(There might be spouilers in this bro idk)
I got a theory, but maybe im wrong.
All that medication Reuben has Simon taking that sedates him, the way he's stronger and faster without them, but also more violent towards people. His memories after his mom was killed where he remembers fangs, and blood, Reuben saying he bit thru the leather restraints etc...Idk bro its giving how long have you been 17
— Nov 03, 2026 03:52PM
I got a theory, but maybe im wrong.
All that medication Reuben has Simon taking that sedates him, the way he's stronger and faster without them, but also more violent towards people. His memories after his mom was killed where he remembers fangs, and blood, Reuben saying he bit thru the leather restraints etc...Idk bro its giving how long have you been 17