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Elixyane
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Also are we like, super sure Lark wasn't interested in Seb before they started the whole teaching stuff? Cause he seemed pretty aware of him all the time. Like he could talk to everybody else but nervous with him, and he was always adamant he wasn't attracted to him while he was attracted to literally everybody else 🤥🤥 idk seems suspicious seems weirddd
— Oct 27, 2026 09:00PM
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Elixyane
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OH my fuckinc GODDDD, *barking* *foaming at the mouth* SEB IS SO HOT. LARK WHEN YOU ARE DONE PLAYING PASS THE FUCKUBG CONTROLLER
If he puts his arms behind his head with his big biceps and naked in all his glory I WILL find out a way to transmigrate into a book. I will become the first person to achieve this bc I just need that cookie lord pls 🙏
— Oct 28, 2026 09:45PM
If he puts his arms behind his head with his big biceps and naked in all his glory I WILL find out a way to transmigrate into a book. I will become the first person to achieve this bc I just need that cookie lord pls 🙏
Elixyane
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When I enter the oblivious and self deprecating competition but Seb is there.
They are so cute I love them.
Also what's up with Larkin being so cute, I'm 23 too and all I am is an idiot
— Oct 28, 2026 06:57PM
They are so cute I love them.
Also what's up with Larkin being so cute, I'm 23 too and all I am is an idiot
Elixyane
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Lily Mayne has this gift of writing hot men like, she always has me biting at the bars of my enclosure and foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog that needs to be put down-
Seb is so hot yall dont get it 🧟🧟 LAYING ON THE BED WITH HIS HEAD RESTING ON HIS ARMS?? BICEPS BULGING?? WHILE HE'S BEING ALL POLITE AND SWEET AND THEN TALKING DIRTY???
— Oct 28, 2026 02:34PM
Seb is so hot yall dont get it 🧟🧟 LAYING ON THE BED WITH HIS HEAD RESTING ON HIS ARMS?? BICEPS BULGING?? WHILE HE'S BEING ALL POLITE AND SWEET AND THEN TALKING DIRTY???
Elixyane
is 37% done
As a fellow 23 yo, where is my hot 35 yo man/woman? Lark tell me ur secret 🗣🗣
Seb is so hot 🧟🧟 he was so quiet and reserved and next thing you know he's got us by the balls (heh)
— Oct 27, 2026 08:54PM
Seb is so hot 🧟🧟 he was so quiet and reserved and next thing you know he's got us by the balls (heh)
Elixyane
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As someone who has the character flaw of being a very jealous person (I'm working on it yall, working on it 😔), I understand Seb's pain to a personal level. Matter of fact, when I read books not only do I experience second-hand embarrassment, but also second-hand jealousy.
— Oct 26, 2026 03:53PM