Kassu’s Reviews > Wed to the Barbarian > Status Update
Kassu
is 71% done
Finally I can focus on other things than wanting to kill everyone but Jem (with maybe two exceptions). Cador is squirming with guilt and it does ease me.
— 11 hours, 6 min ago
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Kassu’s Previous Updates
Kassu
is 30% done
Cador is still such a dick. And no one gives Jem a break. So yeah, death to everyone, please.
— Jun 25, 2026 07:09AM
Kassu
is 18% done
I want to murder everyone but Jem already. They don't deserve him. 😭
— Jun 23, 2026 10:26AM
Kassu
is starting
I just got back from being kindapped by a pirate so now it's obviously time to become wed to the barbarian!
— Jun 23, 2026 08:12AM
