Aubrea McNamara’s Reviews > Artemis > Status Update

“Say hi to Dale!”
“No”
😂😂😂😂😂😂

“I forget… do you hate me because I’m gay or because I’m Jewish?”
“I hate you because you broke my daughters heart”

I just spit out my lemonade. The deadpan humor is unmatched.

“The moon is a nice place to pass out. You hit the ground very gently”
Y’all. Who didn’t tell me this book was so funny.
My female friends - we need more sassy ladies in space. This should be a movie.

“That’s the problem with crying yourself to sleep. When you wake up, the problems are still there.”
Damn Andy. Leave me alone.

I cannot believe how much I’m loving this book!

“But by the end of it, I had a plan. And like any good plan, it required a crazy Ukrainian guy”

“I’m sorry, but this isn’t my thing…you’ll have to find someone else”
“I’ll give you a million…”
“Deal”