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#KILLPHILIPASHLEYWITHHAMMERS

If I had a nickel for every time I felt throw-up worthy second hand embarrassment for a Daphne du Maurier protagonist I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

I know that we’ve been led through this book to teeter back and forth on what to believe about Rachel’s true intentions…but whenever Philip has his ‘moments’ I want so DESPERATELY for the Rachel-scammer conspiracy to be true just so I can see his lame ass suffer. PHILIP DIE.

He’s actually so misogynistic and thinks he’s entitled to women mannnn I pray that whatever bullshit unfolds because of his stupid little fantasies backfires

HO ARE YOU OK? IS THIS BITCH SERIOUS? DUMB DUMB ASS ASS

I never thought I’d be as heated as I was for the Christmas sequence. My chest HURTS. PHILIP GTFO OUT OF MY FACE

I’m heated bro. He’s actually so naive I can’t believe it. Ambrose is ROLLING in his grave

Falling for the EASIEST tricks in the book final boss. Letting his guard down so easily just being wooed by your COUSIN. You’re giddy over your COUSIN. Your GUARDIAN’S WIDOW. This mess…

OH THIS IS REAL TEA