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tom sawyer needs to be STOPPED he is making his extended family paranoid they're about to get MURDERED and he's making his friends eat SAWDUST. not to mention the snakes that escaped in the house and rained down from the rafters!!! huckleberry please lock in and fix this poor jim is crawling in spiders all the while

god tom sawyer is so full of himself LMAOOO i love him dearly. however: huck you need to stand up for yourself and put tom in his place he's being ridiculous

IT'S TOM SAWYER! MY CLOSE AND PERSONAL FRIEND TOM SAWYER!!! i hate to say i'm immediately ten times more interested now that he's arrived...why couldn't tom have been here from the start instead of conman 1 and conman 2 i don't care about them

you know huck keeps talking about tom and he's right to do so. huck keeps getting in situations where he needs to Lie and Deceive and everyone sees right through him. tom sawyer would NOT let that happen that little brat could talk his way out of most anything

they had so little to entertain themselves with at this point in history the circus went on like normal even though the town sheriff shot a man in broad daylight ten minutes prior. incredible

"here am I, forlorn, torn from my high estate, hunted of men, despised by the cold world, ragged, worn, heart-broken, and degraded to the companionship of felons on a raft!"

"'Tis my fate to be always ground into the mire under the iron heel of oppression. Misfortune has broken my once haughty spirit; I yield, I submit; 'tis my fate. I am alone in the world--let me suffer, I can bear it."

LMAOOO