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"can u swim? if i push u in the river will it be murder" is genuinely such a funny reaction to a woman complimenting u
— Jun 29, 2026 10:00PM
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"a butterfly demands so much attention. a spider just wants to eat" this is so bars.
— Jun 29, 2026 10:54PM
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this one guy being into minecraft and sex workers this may be one of the books of all time
— Jun 29, 2026 10:24PM
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never thought lava lamps as having clots before i really like that
— Jun 27, 2026 10:38PM