goopster’s Reviews > The Ministry of Time > Status Update

he lives in me like trauma does

"a butterfly demands so much attention. a spider just wants to eat" this is so bars.

this one guy being into minecraft and sex workers this may be one of the books of all time

"can u swim? if i push u in the river will it be murder" is genuinely such a funny reaction to a woman complimenting u

fitzjames mentioned joyous news

never thought lava lamps as having clots before i really like that