haney’s Reviews > The Mercenary & the Mortician: A Dark Paranormal MM Romance > Status Update
haney
is 32% done
using the italian ? version of this book bc the cover on the english version is ATROCIOUS
if youre wondering about the quality of this story the chapters start with "alexa play [name of a song]" LMAO but its not terrible
also does anyone actually like when a character calls another by a stupid nickname all the time? lets let that trend die ❤️ please ❤️
— Jul 01, 2026 08:10AM
if youre wondering about the quality of this story the chapters start with "alexa play [name of a song]" LMAO but its not terrible
also does anyone actually like when a character calls another by a stupid nickname all the time? lets let that trend die ❤️ please ❤️
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haney
is 88% done
main guy can see ghosts and it was never relevant to the story. ok sure. he was like "oh btw I can see ghosts" and his bf was like "oh ok. lets go to ikea"
— Jul 03, 2026 08:20AM
haney
is 55% done
oh EW get that heterosexual grossness away from me???? you think im reading this book to see straight people?????????? i feel betrayed
— Jul 02, 2026 07:24AM