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BEEN A MINUTE SINCE IVE UPDATED, IM IN THE PITS OF DESPAIR, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING OR WHY IT IS HAPPENING. IF ONE MORE PERSON GETS HURT IM RIOTING, IF THIS DOESNT GET A HAPPY ENDING IM GOING TO END IT ALL

AYO, WHERE IS MY MAN?? HELLO?

GUY, I'M GONNA VOMIT. WHAT IS HAPPENING? I HATE IT HERE

I'M GONNA DIP HER TOES IN ACID AND HANG HER FROM THE SQUARE, BACK UP

HALF WAY POINT

I genuinely have no idea how they're gonna solve this gang.
IM PRAYING for a happy ending 👁🫦👁✨️ but like, the shit is shitting right now. I'm on my tip toes, we're poppin bottles in the G6, like a blizzard.

Don't question the ramablings of a mad woman in distress

JUMPING OFF A CLIFF BYE

IDK HOW WE'RE FIXING THIS HUGE PROBLEM, FUCK HER AND FUCK HIM TOO HONESTLY, YALL GOT A WEEK TO FIX THIS SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS?!

GONNA RUN IN THE FORESTS OF ROMANIA AND BE CONSUMED BY A BEAR

I KNOW THATS RIGHT, YEAAAAAHHHH
UGH, my lymphatic system is draining at 100% efficiency, my skin is clear and my bank is full (metaphorically)

IM GOING TO EXPLODE , MY SHAYLAS