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Gianna
is on page 7 of 562
i promise i’m going into this with an open mind and heart, but i just read the prologue and i’m already seeing a clear pattern of issues. i fear for my sanity if i already feel like this so early on and am praying the entire book isn’t like this.
— Jul 01, 2026 06:29PM
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Gianna
is 28% done
I’m gonna be so fr rn my eyes are starting to just glaze over this is probably one of the most overwritten books I’ve ever read. it’s just the most bloated, purple prose ever put to page and I’m exhausted.
— Jul 04, 2026 08:32AM
Gianna
is 6% done
bro why do people in books like this always smell like the most insane bullshit like this diva just said this man smells like smelted stone with cream…okay so first of all you can’t smelt stone irl that’s just a minecraft thing but ignoring that fact it’s like okay…do you mean like lava??? with cream??? like burnt, curdled milk???? THAT IS NOT SEXY, THAT IS FOUL.
— Jul 02, 2026 04:42PM