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“Major Puff is very proud of his lineage. It means that he is a puffin of good breeding, possessing the qualities of honor and bravery.”
I’m very confused (and concerned) about why this puffin is so militant
— Jul 01, 2026 09:41PM
I’m very confused (and concerned) about why this puffin is so militant
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“A puffin who has descended from a long line of military heroes could not be expected to perform manual labor.” So true, bestie!
— Jul 03, 2026 07:39AM
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“I think, therefore I am a polar bear.” -Descartes -Duane
— Jul 01, 2026 09:30PM
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Duane reminds me of Winnie the Pooh and the learning style of his stories
— Jul 01, 2026 12:41PM