Dani Green’s Reviews > The Very, Very Far North > Status Update

“A puffin who has descended from a long line of military heroes could not be expected to perform manual labor.” So true, bestie!

“Major Puff is very proud of his lineage. It means that he is a puffin of good breeding, possessing the qualities of honor and bravery.”

I’m very confused (and concerned) about why this puffin is so militant

“I think, therefore I am a polar bear.” -Descartes -Duane

Duane reminds me of Winnie the Pooh and the learning style of his stories