Morgan’s Reviews > Patriot: A Memoir > Status Update

This is so funny and it's a translation i can only imagine how funny this guy is in Russian!!!!

My takeaway is that Russian prison serves better quality food than American prison. He is actually excited about his food and has halal options. They even have tiramisu

Another Ode to Twitter he is going to tell us how much he loves twitter as many times as Michael Jackson told us he is in love with Diana Ross 😂😂😂😂😂

I can't get over that he is one of the most globally significant people of modern times and left behind this incredibly comprehensive primary source for this moment in history and it's just full of shady comments constantly 😭😭😭 this guy is funny af

Not he was a Twitterhead too!!! Lol he gets it!!!!! I think Twitter users are the cream of society's crop. Personally. Hense he gave his life to save Russia. That level of noble sacrifice in the name of democracy could only come from a Twitter user, not Instagram, not Facebook...

Thoughts so far!!!
(1) My neighbor from the USSR often tells me that the US right now reminds him of the USSR right before collapse -- totally see it. And example: the news media being owned by a gas company. Ours is owned by a defense contractor. Another example: leading entrepreneurs establishing their position through bribing & embezzleming from the government.

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"Something at which Soviet people truly excelled was establishing from the faintest clues where someone worked [and] how much they earned" Screaming if this isn't my friends dad from the USSR 😭😭😭😭😭 and Im sitting there with him counting our friends and neighbors money LMFAO talking about how can they afford this 😭😭😭😭😭