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testament to headley’s poetry that i didn’t throw this book at “hashtag: blessed”
— Jul 02, 2026 01:50PM
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"It would take too long to tell how I repaid
the terror of the land for every life he took
and so won credit for you, my king,
and for all your people."
girl it was like ten lines
— Sep 06, 2022 02:41PM
the terror of the land for every life he took
and so won credit for you, my king,
and for all your people."
girl it was like ten lines
max theodore
is 30% done
"He is hasped and hooped and hirpling with pain,
Limped and looped in it."
i love when. words
— Aug 30, 2022 11:32AM
Limped and looped in it."
i love when. words
max theodore
is 24% done
loving the 750 lines of verse buildup to grendel being the scariest monster on the face of the fucking earth and then beowulf just grabs him like a kitten
— Aug 29, 2022 05:00PM
max theodore
is 19% done
"Adorned in her gold, she graciously saluted
The men in the hall, then handed the cup
First to Hrothgar, their homeland’s guardian,
Urging him to drink deep and enjoy it,
Because he was dear to them. And he drank it down
Like the warlord he was, with festive cheer."
ancient scandinavian SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
— Aug 29, 2022 04:40PM
The men in the hall, then handed the cup
First to Hrothgar, their homeland’s guardian,
Urging him to drink deep and enjoy it,
Because he was dear to them. And he drank it down
Like the warlord he was, with festive cheer."
ancient scandinavian SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
max theodore
is 18% done
"My flesh was not for feasting on,
There would be no monsters gnawing and gloating
Over their banquet at the bottom of the sea.
Instead, in the morning, mangled and sleeping
The sleep of the sword, they slopped and floated
Like the ocean’s leavings."
— Aug 29, 2022 04:34PM
There would be no monsters gnawing and gloating
Over their banquet at the bottom of the sea.
Instead, in the morning, mangled and sleeping
The sleep of the sword, they slopped and floated
Like the ocean’s leavings."
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i have a love hate relationship with this translation i'm excited to hear ur thoughts
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