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Girl whatever

Typo

At his big age and still acting like the golden girls is a guilty pleasure. You’re sixty five! The not like other boy schtick is tired!

Okay I don’t want to get cancelled but it’s July so I can say it. This is the most fag ass picture in a book-

Unfortunately that is funny

Crazy to write a memoir and still be this self hating

“I must welcome her” a deep instinct, a heartfelt gay guy tradition. Welcome brother

“Yeah she was fat but she had other traits that gave her value!! That’s the important part”

Hasn’t this guy heard of Bravo?

This is what happens when you poly bitches can’t keep it together!!