Mariah’s Reviews > The Wives of Hawthorne Lane > Status Update
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Why are men in these books (and in real life, to be honest) so insufferable 😒
— Jul 04, 2026 06:19PM
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Mariah
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Slapping your exhausted postpartum wife because she asked you, the FATHER, to calm down YOUR crying baby so she could sleep, is DIABOLICAL work. I only have two words:
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— Jul 05, 2026 05:55AM
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Mariah
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I’m all for gentle parenting but this kid needs to get popped 😶🌫️
— Jul 05, 2026 05:39AM
Mariah
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I don’t think I could ever live in a gossipy suburban neighborhood 😭
— Jul 04, 2026 06:39AM