Mariah’s Reviews > The Wives of Hawthorne Lane > Status Update
Mariah
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Slapping your exhausted postpartum wife because she asked you, the FATHER, to calm down YOUR crying baby so she could sleep, is DIABOLICAL work. I only have two words:
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— Jul 05, 2026 05:55AM
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