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Jasper
is 18% done
“I’ll stop taking folic acid!” me: *screaming audibly*
the caption “for my king” me: *hurk*
this makes me want to DIE because people are actually like this.
— Jul 05, 2026 05:50PM
the caption “for my king” me: *hurk*
this makes me want to DIE because people are actually like this.
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Jasper’s Previous Updates
Jasper
is 90% done
no, no one’s going to notice a COP missing, that’s fine. wipe down finger prints but forget the fact that there’s a dash cam that saw where he was.
— Jul 08, 2026 01:12PM
Jasper
is 15% done
this creature with bat wings and no pupils is an angel sent to get me pregnant! just like jesus’s mom! *crying*
— Jul 05, 2026 10:15AM