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Cameron Abell
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Disney are idiots for cutting Gringoire from their adaptation he’s so funny. This book is much funnier than I thought it’d be
— Jul 07, 2026 08:08AM
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Cameron Abell
is 92% done
Crazy the most loving relationship in this book is Gringoire and Esmerelda's goat he LITERALLY gets the chance to save her or the goat from HANGING and he chooses THE GOAT
— Jul 28, 2026 09:46AM
Cameron Abell
is 59% done
Was going to say Esmerelda "falling in love" with Phoebus happens way too fast but then I looked it up and she's only 14 so that tracks
— Jul 19, 2026 08:34AM
Cameron Abell
is 50% done
Gringoire is so funny heres an actual exchange from the book I have simply written it modern english
Frollo: So you know Esmerelda right? Does she talk about me?
Gringoire: Yeah me and her are friends now - i actually really like her goat its super cool it does tricks and stuff
Frollo: So you guys dont like... sleep together?
Gringoire: Me and the goat? Nah dude you're crazy.
Gringoire you are the GOAT
— Jul 17, 2026 09:05AM
Frollo: So you know Esmerelda right? Does she talk about me?
Gringoire: Yeah me and her are friends now - i actually really like her goat its super cool it does tricks and stuff
Frollo: So you guys dont like... sleep together?
Gringoire: Me and the goat? Nah dude you're crazy.
Gringoire you are the GOAT