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Rachel is 58% done

We don't talk about the fact that the Greeks had 2 guys named Ajax battling together during the Trojan War enough.

— Jul 07, 2026 05:09PM

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Rachel is 69% done

Given all the help Poseidon gives the Greeks, no wonder he's pissed at Odysseus' attitude at the beginning of The Odyssey.

— 11 hours, 47 min ago

Rachel is 51% done

I'm so used to Odysseus overly cocky or totally wrecked in The Odyssey, so it's nice to see him being a clever and gutsy strategist.

— Jun 24, 2026 09:04AM

Rachel is 48% done

Achilles continues to be a whiny bitch. Though I don't begrudge him being over 10 unprofitable years of war.

— Jun 22, 2026 05:55PM

Rachel is 34% done

The war would have wrapped up a lot faster if Aphrodite hadn't whisked away Paris when he was getting his ass kicked by Menelaus in a fair fight.

— Jun 15, 2026 08:31PM

Rachel is 20% done

The first 15% is all context and exposition, most of which is super useful.

— Jun 02, 2026 04:46PM

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