Eliza ✨’s Reviews > Mile High > Status Update

“ ‘Woah, woah, woah’, I once again jogged to stop her. These shoes are Louboutins. No one should be running in Louboutins.” I swear this man is cracking me up (he’s talking about HIS shoes btw)

“Stevie, sweetheart, did you google me?”
He made me laugh one too many times already