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“I don’t know what to say, babe. If you wanna take a ride on my lightning, you gotta prepare yourself for the tingle.”

“Gird your loins. This is a good one.”

“Arrow of Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea. This is a regular arrow, but the tip is dipped in a poison that will inflict you with Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea. Trust me on this. You don’t want Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea.”