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“Whenever, wherever, I will always be with you. For always.”

Hey Siri, play Yellow by Coldplay 🥹💛

‘Fourth Movement’ Check-In: Calling this story an “Emotional Rollercoaster” feels like the understatement of the century. The emotional whiplash combined with nonstop bomb drops has me questioning my sanity. The angst is so thick i’m suffocating from it. I’ll just be screaming, crying, and throwing up from here on out. 🤯🫣😭

“You wear two wristwatches.”
“You’ve just noticed that? I’ve been doing that for years.”
“Why”
“Well, one tells the time zone I’m in. The other tells YOUR time zone.”
🥹🫠

Hey Priscilla, I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU! WTF?!? 🤬😭🤬

“Third Movement” Check-In: It’s taking a lot of restraint to not throw my kindle at a wall repeatedly 🤬😭

“I need to get the hell out of Chad’s place and hurl myself in front of a moving bus.” Aurelia, I’ll join you because WHAT. THE. FUCK. CHAD!!!😳🤬😭

Never in my life did I think I would feel so bad for a man named Chad. Alas, here I am, absolutely devastated for Chad 🥺😭

These yearly birthday letters from Chad…. Yeah, I’m just gonna go lay down in on-coming traffic bc WTF is going on 😭