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Bobby Ingram
is 80% done
Daily Pratchett:
‘Then you’ve never heard of the Amazon warriors of Samothrip? The most fearsome fighting force for hundreds of years. All women! Absolutely merciless in battle! They were deadly with the longbow, although in order to get maximum draw they had to cut off one of their, um...er...I say, you ladies haven’t been cutting off your, um, er...’
‘No, we haven’t cut off any um ers, sir. Only hair.’
— Jul 12, 2026 07:19AM
‘Then you’ve never heard of the Amazon warriors of Samothrip? The most fearsome fighting force for hundreds of years. All women! Absolutely merciless in battle! They were deadly with the longbow, although in order to get maximum draw they had to cut off one of their, um...er...I say, you ladies haven’t been cutting off your, um, er...’
‘No, we haven’t cut off any um ers, sir. Only hair.’
Bobby Ingram
is 63% done
Daily Pratchett:
‘But Lieutenant Blouse—’
‘The rupert should stick to sums. He thinks he’s a soldier. Never walked on a battlefield in his life. All that rubbish he gave your man was death-or-glory stuff. And I’ll tell you, Perks, I’ve seen Death more often than I care to remember, but I’ve never clapped eyes on Glory.
— Jul 10, 2026 11:07AM
‘But Lieutenant Blouse—’
‘The rupert should stick to sums. He thinks he’s a soldier. Never walked on a battlefield in his life. All that rubbish he gave your man was death-or-glory stuff. And I’ll tell you, Perks, I’ve seen Death more often than I care to remember, but I’ve never clapped eyes on Glory.
Bobby Ingram
is 21% done
Time to be depressed about how timeless the war machine satire from a quarter century ago remains again!
Daily Pratchett:
Too many young men had left over the last few years, and not enough had come back. And, of the ones who’d come back, sometimes not enough of each man had come back. The corporal could bang his big drum all he liked. Munz was running out of sons almost as fast as it accumulated widows.
— Jul 08, 2026 06:37PM
Daily Pratchett:
Too many young men had left over the last few years, and not enough had come back. And, of the ones who’d come back, sometimes not enough of each man had come back. The corporal could bang his big drum all he liked. Munz was running out of sons almost as fast as it accumulated widows.