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**heh**
“Are you seriously still lying there?”
“I am seriously still lying here. Very seriously,” I answer…seriously.
“Well, you are seriously lazy and even more seriously out of shape. And now the word seriously is starting to sound seriously stupid because we’ve said it too many times. Seriously.”
— Apr 26, 2017 07:07PM
“Are you seriously still lying there?”
“I am seriously still lying here. Very seriously,” I answer…seriously.
“Well, you are seriously lazy and even more seriously out of shape. And now the word seriously is starting to sound seriously stupid because we’ve said it too many times. Seriously.”
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**heh**
“Are you seriously still lying there?”
“I am seriously still lying here. Very seriously,” I answer…seriously.
“Well, you are seriously lazy and even more seriously out of shape. And now the word seriously is starting to sound seriously stupid because we’ve said it too many times. Seriously.”
— Aug 04, 2022 07:34PM
“Are you seriously still lying there?”
“I am seriously still lying here. Very seriously,” I answer…seriously.
“Well, you are seriously lazy and even more seriously out of shape. And now the word seriously is starting to sound seriously stupid because we’ve said it too many times. Seriously.”
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**HA**
The sky has opened up and water is pouring on my head by the time I start down the sidewalk. Once I build up enough momentum to take my hand off the wheels, I do the one thing any independent, mature young man does in a crisis.
I call my mother.
— Apr 27, 2017 04:05PM
The sky has opened up and water is pouring on my head by the time I start down the sidewalk. Once I build up enough momentum to take my hand off the wheels, I do the one thing any independent, mature young man does in a crisis.
I call my mother.
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< **sigh** [Cody freaking out a bit...]
I guess Captain America doesn’t have all of the answers after all.
— Apr 27, 2017 01:21AM
I guess Captain America doesn’t have all of the answers after all.
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**heh** [Cody's 'low' self-esteem...]
"Ryan, Clare thought you were super cute. Her words not mine. Sophia thinks I’m totally awesome. My words not hers, but I could tell she was thinking it."
— Apr 27, 2017 12:54AM
"Ryan, Clare thought you were super cute. Her words not mine. Sophia thinks I’m totally awesome. My words not hers, but I could tell she was thinking it."
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**snort**
Mom’s not the only serial eavesdropper in the house.
— Apr 26, 2017 11:03PM
Mom’s not the only serial eavesdropper in the house.
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“I wish I was a caterpillar.”
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“A caterpillar is basically gross and ugly. But then it gets to hang out in a cocoon for a while and ends up changing into a gorgeous butterfly. Beautiful colors all floating on the breeze, dancing around wherever it wants to go. No one cares if it’s a boy or a girl. It’s just a caterpillar that changed into a butterfly. And it’s okay and right and normal.”
— Apr 26, 2017 06:26PM
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“A caterpillar is basically gross and ugly. But then it gets to hang out in a cocoon for a while and ends up changing into a gorgeous butterfly. Beautiful colors all floating on the breeze, dancing around wherever it wants to go. No one cares if it’s a boy or a girl. It’s just a caterpillar that changed into a butterfly. And it’s okay and right and normal.”
