G’s Reviews > The Seven Year Slip > Status Update

OH SHIT.

Clementine, he literally just told you that he would always keep a table open for you at his restaurant. Why didn’t we try our name first??

Okay so we KNOW that Iwan is a Welsh name, but we’re going to insist on pronouncing it the American way? Which is, and I will die on this hill, the wrong way?

I swear to god — is his name Ewan? It’s YOU-IN ffs im gonna dnf the next book where the narrator pronounces it EE-WAHN, do A GOOGLE PLEASE.

Checkov’s Chef, I’m calling it now