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Girl did you just say G-d (because that's all the word Allah means) came AFTER Jesus???

Samantha you are too horny

Is this author a diver? Diving comes up a lot in very specific ways for someone who isn't

Why is she waxing poetic about the concept of war now 😭

This feels like the worst possible version of a The Vast episode of The Magnus Archives

I'm gonna be real author, this feels like you might have some misogyny to work through bc this is an insane way to think

It feels like a book written by someone deeply fascinated by a field of study they're unfamiliar with who also didn't dig any deeper than Wikipedia

Oh here's the lists people were complaining about

These sure are lists

Sedatives actually increase likelihood of drool and snoring but okay

Girl why are you making your crisis about the vastness of the universe my problem