Beckerella’s Reviews > As the Underworld Turns > Status Update

“You will NOT insult my family, asshole,” I yelled. “The naked body is a beautiful thing. Balls are nothing to be ashamed of. My uncle Joe, who also goes by Captain Nude-man, is the kindest and most lovely person I know. One more crack about his wrinkled testicles or being a nudist and I will take you out, Dick.”