Samantha’s Reviews > Bewitched > Status Update

This man overthrew an entire kingdom just to get his girl a summer palace and men out here be doing the bare fucking minimum. Romance is dead. 🪦

Okay but if a man like THAT called me wife and wanted to claim me, I wouldn’t argue. Tf you’re doing girly?!

AND you got MY spirit animal as a familiar?! I’ll trade you places right tf now!