Mads’s Reviews > He Who Fights With Monsters, Book 1: Outworlder > Status Update

I’m giving in.

Guess who vomited again.

There is NO real tension in this book. Tense conversations and arguments go as follows, every time:
>Person is mad at Jason.
>Person makes VERY REAL and VERY VALID points about Jason and how he acts and what he says.
>Jason sasses.
>Person gets angrier and makes more valid points.
>Jason plays victim card boo-hoo woe is him
>Discussion ends cause poor Jason-Wason is sad ):

It’s bull.

Most enjoyable part of this book so far, Jason bringing some unsuspecting scholar along on an adventure against his will and it’s funny.

WHY IS HE FLIRTING WITH HIS NEW FRIENDS MOM?????!!!!??? IN FRONT OF HIS FRIEND?!!?!?!?!??! STOP?!!??!??!

And another thing, this MC starts describing new people by how attractive they are or aren’t first. No like, hair color/eye color, etc. “a tall, attractive guy”, “an averagely attractive gal”, etc. why? Like… why. Ugh.

He threw up AGAIN oh my GOD—

Jason just had, what I can only refer to as, “a sick burn-off”. I want to throw this book into the ocean. In what world do “your mom” jokes actually make on-lookers look on in shock? Hello?

He vomited and passed out again.

You’re telling me that this dumb, sarcastic mf talked his way in circles and… Out smarted the GODDESS OF KNOWLEDGE by just being an insufferable little prick????? Absolutely not. Each page I get closer and closer to giving up on this dumb book. But… I don’t want to add another DNF so dang soon after the last one… Agh. Guess I read more…