Morgan’s Reviews > My Friend Michael: An Ordinary Friendship with an Extraordinary Man > Status Update

WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE BOOK ABT THE JACKSONS HAVE A MOMENT WHERE THEY ARE LIKE "Oh yeah Janet was a fat ass"

JANET U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM

Michael Jackson cured his dyslexia

Smokey eye updo in Gstaad

If I had infinite money id would have a crocodile pit too omg

-i actually get him hanging around the family sounds like they slowly became his "new York" family after years of the dad being his new York limo driver. Like who wouldnt want a home cooked meal I would take that over room service and frankly he misses his own family I get that

-that said I am well aware that this is going to get really problematic