Joshua Gross’s Reviews > The Voyage of the Dawn Treader > Status Update

Now Lucy and Edmund are too old to come back, even though Frank the cabbie became the first king of Narnia

Lion and lamb

Caspians first thought to break the sleeping enchantment is to shake them

There were tomatoes! : "There were turkeys and geese and peacocks, there were boars’ heads and sides of venison, there were pies shaped like ships under full sail or like dragons and elephants, there were ice puddings and bright lobsters and gleaming salmon, there were nuts and grapes, pineapples and peaches, pomegranates and melons and tomatoes."

Omg they are so annoying I don't even want to keep reading

I finally get through that ridiculous description of the Duffers just to find out the magician made them that way and laughs at how stupid and malformed they are

Thank goodness Aslan showed up to be judgemental

So far I absolutely hate the invisible people, they are so annoying

Omg the voices chief's story is so aggravating to read

"It was resting on the poop rails."

He has mentioned the poop (deck) about a thousand times so far but this is the funniest instance