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"it turns out the crackers i stole are the body of christ." "i had originally googled the crackers so i could leave them a review. i planned to write: BORING. whoever created these is unimaginative. these crackers are tasteless and bland."
TEARRRSSSS 😭😭
— Jul 12, 2026 07:50PM
TEARRRSSSS 😭😭
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"i think how strange it would be to see other animals do some of the things humans do. what if birds had concerts? i start to imagine a flock of hundreds of birds surrounding one little bird while it sings to them."
— Jul 16, 2026 09:38PM
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oh myyYyYyyYy i would rather eat glass than talk to this giuseppe guy 😵💫😵💫
— Jul 15, 2026 01:16PM
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"i spent the next three years calling people atheists, having no clue what it meant, thinking i was a cutting trash-talker. my teacher gave me an F on a spelling test, and i muttered, 'what a freaking atheist'. "
ASJKAS 😭
— Jul 09, 2026 10:07PM
ASJKAS 😭
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your commentary so far is convincing me to read this book, omg 😭
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heidy⋆⁺₊✧ wrote: "your commentary so far is convincing me to read this book, omg 😭"omg i am honoredddd 🥺 it certainly has made me giggle and i'm interested to see how it continues hehe
ok but those crackers are fire especially when you drink it with the blood of christ