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oh myyYyYyyYy i would rather eat glass than talk to this giuseppe guy π΅βπ«π΅βπ«
— Jul 15, 2026 01:16PM
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shae β‘
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"i think how strange it would be to see other animals do some of the things humans do. what if birds had concerts? i start to imagine a flock of hundreds of birds surrounding one little bird while it sings to them."
— Jul 16, 2026 09:38PM
shae β‘
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"it turns out the crackers i stole are the body of christ." "i had originally googled the crackers so i could leave them a review. i planned to write: BORING. whoever created these is unimaginative. these crackers are tasteless and bland."
TEARRRSSSS ππ
— Jul 12, 2026 07:50PM
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shae β‘
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"i spent the next three years calling people atheists, having no clue what it meant, thinking i was a cutting trash-talker. my teacher gave me an F on a spelling test, and i muttered, 'what a freaking atheist'. "
ASJKAS π
— Jul 09, 2026 10:07PM
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