Laura’s Reviews > The Ring > Status Update

That is kinda hilarious, honestly. Like "You will die unless you do exactly as I say... but now for a word from our sponsors! Don't wanna get bit by mosquitoes, right? And that's it. Wait... you wanted instructions on how not to die? LOL! As if I'd give you that"

" He wished his wife would act like her name, which meant 'quiet' "

I really don't like Asakawa. Ass-akawa is more like it.

Using your dead niece to lie? Oof. That's a way to get cursed