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“I have no idea when things started to change, but I’m drawn to him. To the brokenness in him. ” - As someone who has NOTHING to do with psychology, I could write a 10 page review on why this is connected to your past trauma
— Jul 14, 2026 07:14AM
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Zoella
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“There’s a lot you don’t know about me,” - Bro wants to play it off as a mysterious guy and we’re here like if only you knew what YOU don’t know about HER
— Jul 14, 2026 06:25AM
Zoella
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“I hear his heavy footsteps padding toward me even above the music.” - girl HOWWW
— Jul 13, 2026 04:01PM
Zoella
is on page 148 of 325
Girl just kissed him (she’s the one who started the kiss) and slapped him - bro must be so confused 😂
— Jul 13, 2026 12:44PM
Zoella
is on page 132 of 325
“You ate my sandwich” - My sandwich?
MY SANDWICHHH?
Please get the Ross reference
— Jul 13, 2026 12:19PM
MY SANDWICHHH?
Please get the Ross reference
Zoella
is on page 107 of 325
“The only thing you need to know is that we don’t want you here” - OH NO let me go cry in my corner 🙃
— Jul 13, 2026 10:28AM
Zoella
is on page 91 of 325
KICK HIM IN THE BALLS - he may be stronger but he’s not that strong
— Jul 13, 2026 10:01AM
Zoella
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““We don’t ever target punks who haven’t done us a personal wrong” - proceeds to say they will BULLY A GIRL that got a scholarship when a POSITION OPENED - I mean that’s definitely a personal wrong
— Jul 13, 2026 08:57AM