Danny Reynolds’s Reviews > The Eye of the Bedlam Bride > Status Update

…is the dungeon ai okay..? I think someone needs a nap and a hot cocoa

“I’m trying to be like you”
“Don’t try to be like me, Doughnut. Be like you”
great. Now I’m crying.

Sometimes I forget Matt is a horror author then something really gorey like this happens and I’m like 🤢🤮

Carl’s fighting with daddy again

A “real” nap together 🥺

Uzi Jesus has me CRYING

“Did you just rip your dick off and throw it at me?”

“I can’t be held accountable for everything I’ve ever said in front of a stripper”