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“Go on then, sue me, you grumpy old fussbucket,” I said, thinking about what other punchy things Sister Sabine always came out with, and whether I should throw in a forceful “Kiss my pocket” for good measure. After all, this was still my coma‑dream, and I could afford to misbehave a little.
— Jul 15, 2026 04:09AM
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"I believe you're afraid of elevators", Mathias said to me.
"Yes, that's right." I remembered now. I was supposed to be suffering of claustrophobia. "But we shouldn't let ourselves be ruled by our fears..." Especially not, when the room is on the damned fifth floor.
— Jul 16, 2026 02:16AM
"Yes, that's right." I remembered now. I was supposed to be suffering of claustrophobia. "But we shouldn't let ourselves be ruled by our fears..." Especially not, when the room is on the damned fifth floor.
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“Even though you just had a colonoscopy, no one would call you loose in the hips.”
Marlene raised an eyebrow.
I waved it off. “Oh, that was just one of Bengt’s theories. He says you can tell when women aren’t having enough sex… Well, and now I’m wondering whether he might be right. Do I look to you somehow… well…”
— Jun 26, 2026 12:05AM
Marlene raised an eyebrow.
I waved it off. “Oh, that was just one of Bengt’s theories. He says you can tell when women aren’t having enough sex… Well, and now I’m wondering whether he might be right. Do I look to you somehow… well…”